Just about every day, I ride my mountain bike to work. It’s about a ten-minute ride, and there are hundreds of other bikers taking their positions on the road. My bike rides can be very interesting at times. I accidentally knocked a lady off her electric bike last year when she decided to go up the hill in the wrong direction. Fortunately, she wasn’t hurt. One time I saw a guy by the railroad tracks taking a #2. That was certainly interesting. Speaking of poop, earlier in the year a bird took a dump on my sleeve. That was lots of fun. Scared me at first. I thought a huge bug had just splattered on my arm. Today I saw four dirty and nasty pigs consuming trash next to the canal. Pretty cool. Riding your bike in Tianjin can be full of adventure.