The Weakest Link

Today we saw two teams in the Weakest Link finals vying for their very first championship.  It was an exciting championship between the Flaming Strawberries and a brand new team called the Two.  The Two was actually the one due to the absence of one of the Two.  In what proved to be a most exciting final, the Two ended up winning the last Weakest Link championship of the 2005-2006 school year by a vote of three to zero.  This came to a complete shock to the Flaming Strawberries who actually outperformed the Two in the championship round.  With the Two’s victory, many are wondering what they could have accomplished had they been given the opportunity to compete in previous Weakest Link competitions.  Nevertheless, the Two will always be remembered for pulling off the biggest upset of the year at the most important time of the year.  Remember it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
In ELAP news, Tony “the Tiger” Lee was finally able to claim a Weakest Link championship after watching all four of his classmates win the other competitions throughout the year.  Tony was extremely happy seeing his name go up as Weakest Link champ, but he only wishes he could defend his crown.